Bum Rant

This is the script I wrote for myself after discovering that I couldn't really ad-lib a drunken bum rant.

I don't need to be dealing with this shit. I was in the war. Almost got a medal for the .. Not like jimmy didn't even make the bed right and … sergeant said keep on like that runnin around an you gonna be somebody … hotter than hell goddamn people no respect for veterans look at me when I'm talkin to you … with his suit n tie … Mr. Jameson, he tol’ me .. he said that aint like you ain’t never … worked a day in his life … always sittin’ up with his … came down from over… I ain’t got no…goddamn… anyhow